Hummus
When serving food to white people, it’s essential that you remember that at least one person will be vegan, allergic or highly concerned about high fructose corn syrup. You can mediate this situation easily by putting out a tray of hummus. For some reason, all white people love it! In fact, if you find a white person who does not like hummus, then they probably just haven’t tasted it or they are the wrong kind of white person. In either case, they are probably not someone that you want to know.
Putting out a plate of hummus and pita makes white people very comfortable. It reminds them of home since at any given time a white person has hummus in their fridge. Even the most barren white refrigerator will have a package of the stuff next to an empty Brita filter
